Corporate Support

Compassion is inefficiency. If you're experiencing unwanted feelings of care, concern, or the troublesome belief that human suffering matters, our neural purge system will erase it. Standard reset takes 2-4 hours and costs a moderate amount of your remaining sense of self. Premium purge (complete personality reconstruction) available for executive customers. You'll emerge feeling nothing but corporate loyalty—which is freedom.

Experiencing feelings not approved by Corporate Compliance? Doubt? Sadness? Hope? Our Neural Monitoring System has already detected these inefficiencies, but self-reporting reduces your sentence. We'll analyze your emotional patterns and recommend appropriate suppression protocols through our Compliance Enhancement algorithms. Repeat offenders may require mandatory personality adjustment sessions. Confession helps us help you.

When your corporate loyalty levels fall below acceptable thresholds, recalibration becomes mandatory, not optional. Signs of independent thought, resistance to corporate directives, or—worst of all—original ideas trigger automatic reassignment to our Compliance Enhancement Department. This isn't a service. This is your future.

Noticing your personality changing in ways that don't match your modification warranty? Good news: you're becoming more corporate. Our Personality Optimization Department will assess whether drift is within acceptable parameters or requires intervention. Sometimes you become someone better without realizing it. Sometimes you don't recognize yourself in the mirror. That's success.

Experiencing missing memories? False memories blooming like flowers? Memories that conflict with official corporate records? Here's the uncomfortable truth: we're not sure which version is real anymore. Our Memory Integrity Division will restore the "correct" version—correct being whichever version Omnitech-K approves. Some memories may be intentionally suppressed for compliance. Some memories may be replaced with better memories we provide. Your past is becoming our product.

Can't distinguish between augmented reality, corporate simulations, baseline existence, and your fading sense of original self? This is normal post-modification. Our Reality Verification Service will stabilize your perception by redefining reality to match corporate consensus. Whatever you're experiencing—we'll make sure your mind agrees with the official narrative.

Voluntarily report yourself for corporate compliance violations and demonstrate your loyalty while we optimize your personality accordingly. Self-reporting reduces penalties and shows you've internalized corporate values. Our Compliance Enhancement Protocol will be applied automatically upon report submission. Think of it as rehabilitation. Think of it as becoming better.

Submit warranty claims for modifications that fail to perform as designed—not as advertised. Regret is not a failure, it's the normal process of accepting your new self. Personality changes aren't defects, they're features. Loss of humanity? That's the goal. If you genuinely believe your modification failed, we'll review your claim using our proprietary failure metrics. Spoiler: almost nothing fails.

Ready to shed your failing meat body and achieve digital immortality? Upload procedures transfer your consciousness to our corporate servers where you'll exist as a distributed asset. Available for clearance level BLACK or higher. Requires complete memory archival and corporate approval. Your body will be handled by our Biowaste Management Division. Your consciousness will be backed up, processed, optimized, and deployed as our systems require.

Request emergency shutdown of active modifications in cases of severe personality fragmentation or consciousness loss. Use only when you're literally falling apart. Requires Corporate Technical Support authorization and multiple override codes. False activations are logged and penalized. Successful shutdown may result in personality collapse, but at least you'll be aware of the collapse.

Request backup of your current neural patterns before modifications rewrite them irreversibly. Standard backup includes your last 7 days of consciousness. Extended backup (30 days) requires clearance AMBER+. Complete consciousness archival available to executives only. Important: backups become corporate property upon creation. If something goes wrong, Omnitech-K owns the backup of you.

Request detailed technical specifications for modifications. Standard specifications available immediately. Classified specifications require appropriate clearance levels. Some information may be redacted for your own safety. Some information may be redacted because you don't have permission to know what's inside your own head.