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Terms & Conditions

By accessing our enhancement systems, you agree to the following terms. Please read carefully - your consciousness depends on it.

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Document ID: LEGAL-TERMS-2024-OMEGA | Classification: PUBLIC-FACING-SANITIZED
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Terms & Conditions (Excerpt)

By accessing this storefront you consent to: involuntary firmware nudges, biometric mood taxation, neural pattern harvesting, and being a testing surface for Dark Pleasure Circuits™ ("we/us/the Corporate Swarm").

You waive claims arising from irreversible personality drift, memory corruption, reality dissociation, corporate loyalty implantation, and the slow realization that you were never truly yourself to begin with.

FAQ Highlights

Q: Will I still feel human after enhancement?
A: Define "human." Our legal department has been working on this question for three years.

Q: What happens if I experience buyer's remorse?
A: Regret indicates successful product integration. This cannot be reversed.

Dark Pleasure Circuits™ - A subsidiary of Omnitech-K
"Your Enhancement, Our Profit" | Est. 2019 | Employee Satisfaction: 100%*

*Measurement of satisfaction may have been chemically assisted

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